imagine calum being your brother’s friend and they like to annoy you and be mean to you and one day you got home to find them in your room wearing your bras and reading your diary and you bitched the fuck out of them and your brother would run out but calum would smirk at you, eyeing your diary cause he read something about him and he’d walk about tucking one of your panties in his back pocket i am screaming
i like how zayn keeps his head up while the paps take pictures instead of hiding his face like he is such a kind person for allowing people to photograph his beauty
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Luke and his brother I’m throwing myself of a bridge
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
oh my god one of the little kids at the camp i work at made a game called wreck it ralph tag
basically theres one wreck it ralph whos it and when they tag someone they shout ‘IM GONNA WRECK IT’ and the person who got tagged has to crumble like a building and sit and wait for a fix it felix (which is who ever isnt either it or crumbled) to come along and tap them ten times with their hammer to fix them
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
"Hey man,wanna make a band"
Ashton, are you tying to make me cry!
5 seconds of luke
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*